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I will not be posting my drunk stories. I can embarrass myself in other ways..
I will not be posting my drunk stories. I can embarrass myself in other ways..
And there are all my Penn State experiences this year. Yikes.
The Foxhunter bar strategy (finally figured it out):
A) Play the Southern Belle card first
- If that seems to be working, quickly follow up by flashing your pistol permit
- Success!
OR
- If A fails, change to
B). Geek out.
- (This includes awful, awful physics puns)
- If he can quote Feynmann, he's probably a winner
- Profit?
/Copyright Foxhunter 2009 - 2012. Not intended to be a factual statement
// Have a few good stories of my own though I don't think they can top any posted here!
The Foxhunter bar strategy (finally figured it out):
A) Play the Southern Belle card first
- If that seems to be working, quickly follow up by flashing your pistol permit
- Success!
OR
- If A fails, change to
B). Geek out.
- (This includes awful, awful physics puns)
- If he can quote Feynmann, he's probably a winner
- Profit?
/Copyright Foxhunter 2009 - 2012. Not intended to be a factual statement
// Have a few good stories of my own though I don't think they can top any posted here!
You know what's tragic?
Not drinking for the month of finals, taking a horrendous pharmacology exam, deciding you and your friends should go have one beer to de-stress at 3pm, and all getting wastey-face because your tolerance is so low.
I need to get back in shape. I worry for my liver tomorrow at 3pm.
Also, tequila = bad news bears.
We hosted one party at the house I lived in junior/senior year for a good friend's birthday (HUGE exception to what we had agreed on), someone broken an admittedly pretty cheap breakfast table in our kitchen and some kid kept sitting on the stove and turning on the burner and then exclaiming "wow! fire!" and watching it while my housemate would run over, yell at him a bit, and then turn it off. (Cannot thank her enough for being the most sober person that night.)
There was definitely a bottle of tequila being passed around and I may have tried to drink from it as someone else was holding it and it may have chipped one of my front teeth. It's small enough that no one notices it unless I point it out, but still. I then spent the rest of the night after it happened freaking out and having to be consoled that no, my face was not falling apart.
Otherwise, I'm normally a pretty light drinker when I go out.
How I met my ex is kind of funny because he was dressed up as a turtle for his flatmates birthday. I mean green hair and everything. I also proceed to slam two of my fingers in the fire door to his apartment the night we met. I recall yelling "f***" and running to his sink to run my fingers under cold water. The finger nails instantly turned black and he's there in the background going "What can I do? I'm in med school." Not quite sure why he was interested in me after that night. But we pretty much started dating within the week and only broke up cause I had to leave the UK.
Clearly all you have to do to get me to date you is dress in my favorite color. Great standards I have.
OH GOD I thought this was going way worse places. We had someone slam their fingers in a fire door at my dorm junior year and... well, the ambulance came and I assume they reattached them somehow. Human medicine =
OH GOD I thought this was going way worse places. We had someone slam their fingers in a fire door at my dorm junior year and... well, the ambulance came and I assume they reattached them somehow. Human medicine =
A DZ at my school was going home with a KA and her finger got slammed in his door, chopping the tip off. It was like 4/5 AM and I was driving to a horse show with a DZ and an email went out over their Listserv that said "pinky on the flo" so a lot of people thought it was a joke at first
What is this language of letters that you speak? DZ? KA?
Here is my senior fifth and part of my apartments shrine to the 2011-2012 school year. Potentially the girliest collection of liquor ever (I blame the roomies).
ahahaha i spy malibu!
Story #2...
senior year at Penn they (used to) have the Walnut crawl. You start in center city at 2nd street and hit every bar between 2nd and 40th street supposedly having 1 drink at every bar. Most people slowly make their way up to campus over several hours.
I started late and wanted to catch up with friends so basically just did shots at every stop staying for a few minutes...
When I got to crossing the river/expressway, somehow I ended up walking on and across the Schuykill expressway, which is strange because there was no entrance from walnut. Not sure how I didn't get killed.... When I got to Penn's campus I started to pee on college green (the grass area in the center of campus) not being able to wait any longer and got caught by a female campus police officer. Luckily she let me off .....good thing she didn't check my jacket as it was (accidentally) stolen at the last bar I was at. Didn't discover that until i got home and found money and cigarettes in the pockets (I don't smoke).
Never did catch up with my friends.
I used to drink malibu & diet coke all the time back in the day
Whisky is better (and stronger), you have made a good change in your drinking style
What is this language of letters that you speak? DZ? KA?
Whisky is better (and stronger), you have made a good change in your drinking style
You know what's tragic?
Not drinking for the month of finals, taking a horrendous pharmacology exam, deciding you and your friends should go have one beer to de-stress at 3pm, and all getting wastey-face because your tolerance is so low.
I need to get back in shape. I worry for my liver tomorrow at 3pm.
Def sororities! My mom was a DZ! (delta zeta)
It doesn't matter who is in them. Sororities and Fraternities are ALWAYS asking to be made fun of. (yes - judgemental comment, lol)
I feel like I can't make the joke about DZ's now that you've said this about your mom.
Haha you can definitely make fun, she's not on here I rushed for a week, and ran away scared. Sooo not for me, nooo thank you! Besides sorority puns are the best (sorry foxhunter )
Another one SDT - we so nicely called STD.
Totally blanking on what we said about SAE at Hopkins...
My school didn't have Greek life, so as freshman we walked the mile up the road to the frats at Hopkins.
SAE= Sexual Assault Expected
And I was/am a Theta
SAE= Sexual Assault Expected
And I was/am a Theta
Haha you can definitely make fun, she's not on here I rushed for a week, and ran away scared. Sooo not for me, nooo thank you! Besides sorority puns are the best (sorry foxhunter )
I was a Phi Mu we used to say that all the time, especially at lunch time lolRattle rattle here come the cattle. Phi MOOOOOOO
Easy sleazy STDZ
Chi Ho Chi HO
It's off to bed we go
Sexual
Assault
Expected
( for SAE)
Chi Ho Chi HO
It's off to bed we go
I was a Phi Mu we used to say that all the time, especially at lunch time lol
At my school, this continued with :
With Lambda Chi's
Between their thighs
Chi Ho
Chi Ho Chi Ho Chi Ho...
But that's the only one I heard. A large population of students were involved in Greek life but the competitiveness didn't normally turn into little sayings that mocked the house, at least not in a way that was visible to outsiders.
We're sisters Lissarae!!!!!
Winter is coming.