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So I was perched on the wrong side of the curtain on a radical prostatectomy during my recent anesthesiology rotation and overheard the following:
Attending - "Be sure to place the bandage so you can't tell the orientation of the incision"
Resident - (puzzled) "Okay...why? It doesn't matter whether it's a Pfannenstiel or vertical, right?"
Attending - "It does matter. Place a square bandage so that he (patient) can't tell which way the incision goes."
**PAUSE**
(sarcastically) "If you don't know why we do that, you obviously don't know enough to be a resident. Go home and read."
Any help? I felt a sneaky sympathy for the poor resident since I was wondering the same thing!
Attending - "Be sure to place the bandage so you can't tell the orientation of the incision"
Resident - (puzzled) "Okay...why? It doesn't matter whether it's a Pfannenstiel or vertical, right?"
Attending - "It does matter. Place a square bandage so that he (patient) can't tell which way the incision goes."
**PAUSE**
(sarcastically) "If you don't know why we do that, you obviously don't know enough to be a resident. Go home and read."
Any help? I felt a sneaky sympathy for the poor resident since I was wondering the same thing!