Concierge pain clinic opening

[Agast]

Nervous and excited. Wish me luck!

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[lobelsteve]

Ultrasound? So lame. Need more cleavage from AI.
Also, why a jar of coins on the counter?

 

[Centurion38]

This is an April Fool's thing, yes?

 

[SSdoc33]

and what is in her left hand?

 

[geauxg8rs]

Ultrasound? So lame. Need more cleavage from AI.
Also, why a jar of coins on the counter?

The glowing spine shows you are a serious doctor. Almost KOL level

 

[geauxg8rs]

and what is in her left hand?

I strangely want to find out

 

[Doctodd]

happy endings?

 

[pastafan]

and what is in her left hand?

Great ad. Image so distracting that they can't tell right from left!

 

[SSdoc33]

Great ad. Image so distracting that they can't tell right from left!

yeah, you are correct. what is in her right hand?

 

[Baron Samedi]

yeah, you are correct. what is in her right hand?

Also, what is that thing around her neck?

 

[lobelsteve]

Missing earring in left ear.

 

[SSdoc33]

Also, what is that thing around her neck?

otoscope?

 

[hyperalgesia]

A dystopian future where our spines will be "upgraded" with additional levels.

We will all be suffering with excruciating pain but will have beautiful holograms telling us everything's fine.

 

[CleanUp]

Kid all you want - I’m the last person in my metro area who still takes insurance. Most (about 5) have moved to straight cash money, homies.

 

[jsaul]

what 75 year old is going to pay $350 dollars for an esi with you when medicare and their supplement covers at 100 percent elsewhere

 

[specepic]

Ultrasound and laser gets them in the door, oxycodone keeps them coming back

 

[bedrock]

Kid all you want - I’m the last person in my metro area who still takes insurance. Most (about 5) have moved to straight cash money, homies.

I don’t see that working outside of manhattan and Beverly Hills.

 

[CleanUp]

I don’t see that working outside of manhattan and Beverly Hills.

Bingo.

 

[Laryngospasm]

Oxycodone gets YOU in the backdoor 🤣
And I used to have a friend in NOLA who told me all cash was great and I should do it too.. he’s now serving 10 years.

 

[Status Sciaticus]

Ultrasound? So lame. Need more cleavage from AI.
Also, why a jar of coins on the counter?

 

[Multimodal]

I asked my MA to find as many things wrong with this picture as she could. she almost got a perfect score. still don't know what that instrument is that she's holding. were we all supposed to get an instrument of torture at graduation?

 

[Agast]

I’m disappointed in you guys, I thought you’d be more supportive. Crabs in a bucket!

The jar looks like herbal supplements and the tool is…maybe for liposuction?